Age: 38

Where you’ve seen her: Claudia Schiffer has been in about a trillion magazines and done cameos in movies like “Zoolander” “Catwalk” and the classic piece of American film, “Pret-A-Porter.”

MILF Status: Claudia has had sex at least two times in her life. We have proof of this when her intercourse turned into itty bitty babies in 2003 and 2004. We’ll keep you updated if we get anymore information on this subject.